How to drop several dress sizes in an hour (staring Savonah)

Hi Everyone,

Today I want to take you through the easy tried and true steps to lose weight safely.

Step 1: This is your preparation stage, I started on this one when I first occurred to the human. When I told her what I wanted to be. If you’re already established this might be trickier, but just get your human and put into their mind what you want to look like. Then comes the waiting. For me it took 5 years, but for you it might be a lot faster, it depends on how quick your Human is.

Eventually a box will arrive and you’ll know it worked.

Step 2: Open the box. For this you’ll need some scissors (the human leant me some nail scissors as they were more my size than her normal ones).

And a lot of force. These boxes can be tough.

Step 3: Once you get the box open you’ll want to toss the invoice, sometimes they can distress the human.

Then get everything out.

Step 4: Carefully unwrap all the bits. Make sure you’ve got everything and sort them so it’ll be easier for you later.

Sometimes they come assembled … you’ll want to skip down to step 7 if that’s the case.

Step 5: With this particular body you’ll need to get the Human to glue some parts. I’d do it myself but I know how that stuff bonds to resin. As it was the human got it all over her fingers, but there was no damage to her blushing or anything so it was ok.

Step 6: Here’s where you can get back involved. The instructions said to use the metal string pull method of putting the body together, but we’ve always used the ribbon method, as we have plenty of ribbon. This body is a little different to our others, so we’re thinking it’s time we invested in a metal pull thingy.

But with the ribbon method you loop the ribbon around the elastic and through the (in this case arm) pieces get a good grip and pull. The human says sometimes feet are useful as you often need more than 2 hands, but I did ok.

We followed a combination of the manufacturers instructions and knowledge from experience to put it together.

Step 7: Ouila a finished body. You have to stop helping now and let the human behead and dress your new bod. But take a moment to admire your handy work first.

And then your done, and can enjoy your new body!

Kisses,

Savonah